One more thing…

Hot right now, trial merch inspired by high-profile cases such as the Anna Sorokin and Elizabeth Holmes trials. There were ‘Free Britney’ T-shirts and, after Gwyneth Paltrow’s recent ski-crash trial, sweatshirts and mugs that read ‘Gwynnocent’. My favourite is a cap with her parting message to her accuser, ‘I wish you well.’

Last week’s classic

Antiques Roadshow saw a man arrive with his vintage trainer collection. ‘Do you think they are the antiques of the future?’ asked the expert, kindly, as mums all over the country rolled their eyes so hard tremors were felt in Aberdeen.

I enjoyed BJ Novak’s directorial debut, Vengeance, a comedy murder mystery about an arrogant New Yorker who travels to rural Texas to solve the murder of a casual hookup whose family believe was his girlfriend. ‘Not every white guy in America needs to have a podcast,’ someone tells him - he loudly ignores them.